It's good to be Brian Urlacher.
Thanks to Deadspin for this pic. I have nothing funny to add, maybe something about Urlacher having soft hands for a linebacker. Nah, that sucks.
The comments at Deadspin are hilarious, my favorite being,
Lance Uppercut says:
"Beware of the one on the right, some people don't know what it is like to bite off someone's penis, she is not one of those people."