Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Some of the random sports related sh!t I thought about today...


Do the White Sox think that Don Cooper is THAT good of a pitching coach? You can't fault the man's work so far but... jeez. Chubby Hurlyburly, Garland, Old Man Jose, Javier "5 and 2/3" Vasquez, and a young 'un? OK.. that could work... bullpen seems fine.... lots of firepower... I hope that the guy they got for McCarthy gets the fifth spot. What's his name? Danks? That would be sweet, "Man, Javy got shelled last night, harsh. It's cool though, we got the Dank tomorrow."


When did Margaret Cho start golfing on the LPGA tour under the name Christine Kim? (Check out The Sports Illustrated "Faces in the Crowd" Issue 12/15/06)


I can't believe I lost my Fantasy finals.....


Where did Mike Williams leave his hands? Did he lose them in the year he spent "coaching" at USC? Thanks Maurice... I hope that you and the Israeli mob are happy....


Speaking of which, what Ohio State player from this year's championship (they WILL beat Florida) will get mixed up with the mob, and from which country will that mob come from? My vote is for Quinn Pitcock and the IRA.


I hope Phil writes about Romo snowing the Pro-Bowl voters. (!) Although, getting to allegedly bang/date/just be friends with Carrie Underwood would be sweet.....


Oh, and by the way, Bob Costas... Don't joke about having too much egg nog unless you are really drunk. Get my hopes up and then just dash them. Mr Fing Emmy winner. Just do the halftime show, blow the levity out your ass.


Damn though, who wouldn't love to see Costas doing the highlights jacked out of his head on coke?


I can't believe I lost in my Fantasy finals... never should have told the wife.... at least I got the entry fee back... F that man! the one week LT doesn't go for 30+... Fing Frank Gore... Fing Romo...Fing Ravens D.... FING LAWRENCE "LARRY" TYNES!


PS -- Who knew that Ethiopia had an air force?










4 comments:

Badcock said...

Ethiopia indeed has an air force as well as an airline. The in-flight meals are rather lacking, I've heard.

Quinn said...

Bonus Fun Fact --
Did you know that back in the bad old colonial days when Europe was cornholing Africa en masse and laying the groundwork for the horrific socio-economic issues it faces today, Ethiopian forces shot down an Italian plane with bows, arrows, and spears? Of course, it wasn't a kick ass jet, only a bi-plane, but hey, that's pretty kick ass anywho..
Thanks for looking in on us, hope the holiday was tasty...
What do you guys think of Wake's Visser. That dude looks like somebody in the NBA's 4 the next 9 years...

Jerious Norwood said...

I'm slightly confused by Badcock's comment..... oh I get it. There always starving. Shit, thats good. Oh, and thanks for posting that picture. I will always like Michael Barrett for providing me with the highlight of the season. May he recover from the bout of intra-scrotal bleeding (shudder) that he's dealing with.

Phil said...

Yes, Barrett is in all our prayers this holiday season. It's to horrifing to think of.