Thursday, January 18, 2007

If I Could Be Like Mike. Oh, wait, I don't wanna be like Mike this way.

This comes by way of Deadspin.

We've all had that crazy, ex-whatever to deal with. You know the one, they overemphasize everything in the relationship. ("Today is our four month, and three weeks, anniversary.") They assume the minutia of the relationship is fascinating to everyone. (Yesterday was our four month, and three week, anniversary.) They dwell on the most mundane shit within the relationship. ("I remember the first time we ate tuna salad for lunch together.")

They are crazy.

They blog about you after you have broken up. What? No Ex has ever blogged about you? Oh you wait, it's coming.

Meet Michael Jordan's Mistress.

5 comments:

jamesmnordbergjr said...

Not sure if that's really MJ's mistress or not, but I wish I would have thought of that name for my blog first.

Maybe she should hook up with Juomana Kidd; their stories could probably increase blog readership by 100%.

Phil said...

James - thanks for reading, commenting and the link at, Fleece the Pony...

It just a matter of time before this becomes a sizable blog subject, Pro players current, or ex, mistresses.

The name is great, one of her commenters screenname was, 'Pete Meyers Mistress.' They had no blog, but that name, GOLD.

Quinn said...

Damn you Phil, I was coming on for a Pete Meyers comment.

Although, from what I hear, Cliff Levingston's mistress follows MJ's mistress around everywhere....AND MJ's mistress punched Steve Kerr's Mistress in the head.

Phil said...

Correction: Fleece the Pig, Flog The Pony.

Quinn - She did the same thing to Will Purdue's mistress.

Quinn said...

Dude... Perdue's Mistress DESERVED IT... 1st round pick my ass...

Can you even imagine if Van Leer's mistress's got together? End of the world man...