We've all had that crazy, ex-whatever to deal with. You know the one, they overemphasize everything in the relationship. ("Today is our four month, and three weeks, anniversary.") They assume the minutia of the relationship is fascinating to everyone. (Yesterday was our four month, and three week, anniversary.) They dwell on the most mundane shit within the relationship. ("I remember the first time we ate tuna salad for lunch together.")
They are crazy.
They blog about you after you have broken up. What? No Ex has ever blogged about you? Oh you wait, it's coming.
Meet Michael Jordan's Mistress.